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Certain things just make a zecko go all gooey...
BUH. A super good piece by @ChuKazoo! Aibu's got more than just my weakness to tails...
I'mmaGoSitOverHereInTheBlushCornerNowKBye
Aibu gets dragged to a club where he keeps getting hip bumped until most of his mass has been blushingly splattered on various denizens of the dance floor and he has to sheepishly climb his tiny main body onto a stool at the bar and ask if they have orange juice.
Hey isn't it a weird thought that if you kissed an anthro designed off of most larger mammals, that their tongue would probably completely fill your mouth like trying to fit a foot of warm, slick, wet, squishy memory foam into a tablespoon?
T-that's so weird you guys! SO WEIRD
O-oh!
W-well alright then, it seems now I'm only 3 followers away from SEVEN hundred...
Geeze! It means a lot that you guys like me! You're gonna turn me into a puddle on the floor at this rate.
So outside of general tail-love, Aibu's got a bit of a paw thing. If you know how to take advantage of this it is one of (many) ways to make him melt.
Perhaps literally.
A lovely pic from @ChuKazoo who is EVIL. And also VERY EVIl.
Butnoreallythisisadorableandmynewicon.
PSA:
Hips are good.
Source: Bend Your Knees to the Brain Tease by Commodity