//=time() ?>
🎄#AkuChristmasPoetry🎄
With a message that read, "Aku, there is joy in good work",
"Merry Christmas to you", Good grief, what a jerk!
🎄#AkuChristmasPoetry🎄
The tower, now barren, filled me with great dread,
The Samurai left behind just... presents instead?
🎄#AkuChristmasPoetry🎄
The prisoners had been freed, by the reindeer themselves,
And I groaned when I saw that, in spite of myselves;
🎄#AkuChristmasPoetry🎄
I quickly pursued him, but much to my dismay,
An ulterior plan had already been in play:
🎄#AkuChristmasPoetry🎄
When all of a sudden he darted away,
So confused, the word "Huh?" was all I could say.
🎄#AkuChristmasPoetry🎄
He jumped all about, tried to cut me in two,
And I morphed several times as our fight continued;
🎄#AkuChristmasPoetry🎄
My eyes,—how they twinkled! The laser: such power,
Our battle raged on, for what felt like an hour;
🎄#AkuChristmasPoetry🎄
He stood there some more, longer than most people would,
Then he crouched to the ground, and then he "jumped good"!
🎄#AkuChristmasPoetry🎄
He stood there in silence, and we spoke not a word,
And with a twist of his hand he reached for his sword;
🎄#AkuChristmasPoetry🎄
As debris hit my head, and while standing my ground,
Down to the pit the Samurai came with a bound: