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Generation I: Mehpare, mother of Ethan. Ali gets her weird eye condition from grandma
when you're so petty that you chop off half your hair and dye it to get back at your weird husband <3
benefits of being a vampire with a warm gf: TURN INTO A BAT AND SLEEP IN HER BOOBS
Movie Night with the best friend? More like WE'RE NOT EVEN 10 MINUTES IN AND YOU'RE FALLING ASLEEP YOU SHEEP FART
resident hooligans at the warehouse, going on pizza adventures and braving the arctic temperatures