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1: "My addiction to you started the day you smiled at me and I saw your ASS."
2: "Better to be alone than surrounded with people who believe markets regulate themselves."
3: "A wolf always takes care of his line spacing, and the size and style of his fonts."
1: "I shouldn't have spent my bus money in this corn"
2: "Now I am a cold guy because when I was hot, I accidentally fathered a child"
3: "You brag about being a lioness but you're not even a street cat"
4: "They defame me behind my back, while in front of me they suck me off"
"When I was born, the devil said 'fuck!' And I responded 'Thanks for the invite'"
"Looking at a window is like looking at a wall; but instead of it being a wall, its a window"
"Watch out, the stone you throw at me today might be the one I use to get drůgģed tomorrow"
Here stuff starts getting weirder or more ironic: blatantly furry art gets reggæton quotes added, or (ridiculously funny sounding) popular sayings, or "hurt male fragility" quotes. These still get unironically shared by people in lower socioeconomic strata and divorced boomers:
Aparentemente #Chipileta lleva ya yendo a convenciones más tiempo que desde la última @FurCanPuebla.