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@kylekuhns @Emilykingmusic I officially don't care about any other tweets after this one.
I've never even so sleepy in my life. #helpme #napsaremynewbestfriends
Why do periods make me hate being female? #cruelandunusualpunishment #seriouslyiwillpayyoutoripmyuterusout #wherethehellaremynachos #Godwhatdidieverdotoyou #ifieverhavekidstheydbetternotcomplain
@fairlyliterary I have a stuffed rabbit I've had since I was nine years old, and though I don't always sleep with Elijah in my arms, he's always on my bed beside me. I'm 32, by the way. #noshame