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I shoulda worn the sheet.
Now we hafta spend our advance on an exorcism🤦🏼♀️
I’m not wearing this
even if it WILL help us de-haunt this guy’s house.
You really think some ghost is gonna fall for this?
Bestie over there sketching
I’m crafting the world’s best graveyard drink
Life is too damn short.
Gotta take a day off now and then to just chill!
Every year these damn cupids come for me
Not this time, pests!!🙅🏼♀️🦟💀
Why would you steal someone's soul?!
And how far would you go to get your friend’s soul back??
CASE 2:
https://t.co/LdGJ5sq3Hq (tweet collection)
PILLOW THIEF!!😤
And what kind of dream is making him kick me in the head?!
Our first major client asked us to dispose of a body…💀
Is this seriously the only way we can make rent right now?!
CASE 1:
https://t.co/yl1xVeujjR (tweet collection)
Her: “Why isn’t my exercise routine or diet working?”
Me: “cuz it’s not your belly tipping the scale. It’s your boobs”