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@riercat @StarWolfDragon @aBigFatRaccoon @BigCritterJack This would be him afterwards, but bigger...
Happy Birthday, @DergDraws! Here's a birthday cake to celebra-- Wait, it's gone? ODIN!
@riercat @BigCritterJack @StarWolfDragon @aBigFatRaccoon It's no wonder his pants always seem to be busting open...
@LDrongo "Now that you mentioned it, I do look kinda... fatty..."
*jiggles belly*
"I'm a big, fat, jelly donut..."
@LDrongo "What would I need to resolve... I mean, aside from finding more tasty things to eat?"
*smacks belly*
*BUUUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAAAP*
*Bucho Mio... I'm ready to pop..."
@LDrongo Maybe Reaper likes to tease Jack by eating a bag of empanadas in front of Jack as he's trying to exercise and work off the weight?