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@BigGayRaspberry Ever since you mentioned Nathan Explosion WG, I can't get that image out of my head. Especially since aging, "past their prime", former superstars make me weak...
@LDrongo "Maybe... My chonk tends to pulsate as it compacts my weight. Besides, a Fat Boy's gotta eat... Ugh... Chonk, chonk, chonk..." *smacks gut with every "chonk"*
@LDrongo "Y'all may not see it grow, but I can certainly feel it; just getting fatter and fatter... And make that 100 pancakes... with extra syrup. *buuuuurrrrrrp*"
@mobiyuz @StarWolfDragon "Isn't this enough, though? Any more and I'll look like Mapocha..."
@StarWolfDragon @aBigFatRaccoon @BigCritterJack "Must be heavy jelly if I'm over 920 pounds... I don't even know how I can still walk. I really am a whale on legs..."