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@UpperMon_Two Why are you going back to one of my 2014 tweets? Just how bored can one person be to scroll back over five years?
I’m so confused at why anyone would go that far back on my terrible profile.
@PlantKOKOKO Imma go buy out the city’s supply of toilet paper with that money
@WaifuAlert Buncha no taste havin’ weebs in this thread. Time to drop the culture
I finally found my spoon that went missing weeks ago. Turns out that of the four possible choices of roommates who could have taken it, it was the nigger who did. 13% of the population 50% of the crime.