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Cherub mistook the baking soda as sugar and gave Fortune food poisoning!
Dr. Ruse got attacked by a group of lizards for not paying his taxes in time!
Cherub tried to hit the dartboard but ended up hitting Blank in the head.
Fortune is now wanted in the state of Ohio for putting pipebombs in people's mailboxes.
Mischief laughed for 12 hours straight at the sight of Obscure's dog.
Fortune stepped on a cockroach resulting in the homies pulling up in a Mercedes! Run.
Vlad smoked a thousand dollar's worth of cigarettes using Obscure's card.