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@trumblonie We should get a house together, bro.
...just keep the leopard print to your side of the house
These books are made for Suwacc'n
'n that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna Suwacc all over you...
I need to make a lewd-posting account... if only Twitter would let me make a second account!
>Went to the grocery store
>Predictably busy two days before Thanksgiving
>Walking past registers
>Clerk turns on light
>Nobody else notices
>First in line, out in under three minutes
>Visit gas station for dinner
>Parking lot crazy full
>Go inside
>Store's empty
Lucky night!