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You find Gavial the Invincible and Sideroca drinking soup in the Rhodes Kitchen at 2AM. You decide to not investigate further.
Dorothy is live on Twitch!
Franka dropkicked a homophobe to the Seaborns.
Irene will go to heaven when they die.
Pramanix has successfully cured Oripathy!
Ling commits tax evasion every single year.
Midnight just did your mom last night!
Irene bought Twitter.
Platinum like pineapples on pizza.
Siege is depressed.