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Someone asked for "road rage Jonas" as one of the ko-fi donations, and I have to admit this does kinda make me feel better
If slime Jonas attacks you, you lose HP but gain a small speed buff from the caffeine rubbing off on you
If you collect enough drops from instances of him you can craft a very viscous espresso elixir that you probably shouldn't actually drink tbh
Here's a little Throwback Thursday action. Jonas from 19 years ago, wow.