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Freddy Formaggi, Age 19
Despite the way he constantly looks, he's actually pretty happy with his life, minus the busywork and inane customers. He's always wanted to open his own pizza joint, so he's closer to achieving his goals than most! ..Kinda. ..Maybe not.
Nelly Nyannenhaus, Age 23
Cutesy, fun, and loveable on the outside, downright venomous on the inside. Her demeanor can change on the drop of a hat, baby talk to vile profanities in an instant. She's a professional streamer and is currently under house arrest.
Ruby Rhinelle, Age 22
She may have something more akin to a javelin than a nose attached to her face, but don't let that deter you! She's kind and hardworking...when she's not fawning over some boy she saw 12 minutes ago. For lack of a better word, she's a total simp.
Patient Theta: Driven mad by her unidentifiable diseases, she believes the world is sick and she is the cure! Despite her ailments, she is still very capable of extreme violence!
Bramble Holly: She's got a prickly power to match that prickly attitude! She can sprout and retract thorns from anywhere on her body, which is fantastic for both offense and defense! Still a trainee, she's going to have to learn to work with others if she wants to succeed.
Felix McCastor: A hero in training, He's got a long way to go. Girl-crazy, obsessed with manliness, and prone to boasting, acting like an adult isn't his strong suit. Despite this, he means well and does intend to fight for justice. (...If not positive attention.)
Dr. Calhardt Glummbert, Supergenius and technologist supreme! He assists superhero organizations with his inventions and tech in exchange for large portions of space in which to build and conduct research in. He'd be a very dangerous man if he weren't so downtrodden..
Bea/Beastmode! Fire Breath, impenetrable skin--She's monster all right! Both physically and metaphorically--Though quite the opposite when off the job! In her free time she enjoys window shopping and gardening.
Mycie/Fungal Fatale: Her fungal connection has driven many away, but that's never stopped her from persuing her dreams! She's a little older than your average hero, but thanks to her versatile powers, she's one of the most useful heroes on record!
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Darcy/Strikeout! Her superpower allows her to automatically dodge anything! ...Except for wood. ...And most other non-solid matter. Despite these restrictions, she's an (almost) unhittable target!