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More recent portrait commissions that are sick as hell if you ask me, the guy who drew them . . . hit me up if you want one for yourself or a loved one. Other people's loved ones LOVE the way I draw them! IO think. Just guessin cuz I ain't gotten any hate mail from any wifes yet
This game cost me 74 cents and it was so not-good I kinda want my money back but I may just keep it to keep this “box art” in my “Steam Library”
Some recent portraits I think are pretty bad ass, and worthy of consideration. You can get your own right now, I'll draw anything, I'm desperate and cranky, imagine how Orson Welles must have sounded when he ran out of Fudgsicles -- that's me right now, I have such cravings
More recent commissioned portraits. More "home run"-caliber art. I bet if they put art this fine on baseballs way more people would go to the ball parks. They would want to catch baseballs, you see! I do not know why I keep talking about baseball. Buy art.
Some recent portraits. Are they all home runs? Yes. I'm like Babe Ruth, one of the most famous athletes of all time, who didn't let his considerable girth get in the way of always hitting "massive dingers" (home runs).
This subtitle was followed by [Audience cheering] and not [Cacophony of boos] or [The sound of Bob Weir and Bruce Hornsby being pelted with hundreds of pounds of rotten produce] so maybe I will stop watching this and go for a walk
Still got commissions open. They make a great gift. I have yet to hear from anyone saying "I showed that portrait you drew to my partner and now we're heading for D-I-V-O-R-C-E" or "My grampa was so upset when I showed him that likeness he flushed my phone down the toilet."
A selection of color portraits. All very fine, I'd say. They really pop off the screen and catch the eye -- that's only some of the magic of "colors"!
It is very warm here today and it is reminding me of some of the portraits I drew over the summer. Here are some of them. If you would like something similarly hot please contact me and I will tell you how to give me money in exchange for art. Thank you.