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Ah yes, #EarthDay, when we remember a long-lost friend and carer...
Don't you just hate it when miniature people use your tea cup as a jacuzzi? #NationalTeaDay
There will be local #Elections in parts of the #UnitedKingdom this #spring. Have your expectations been raised by a decent #politician?
Oooh, look, it's a dead cat. Now, what were we talking about? #Partygate #Partygatefines #sleaze
Please place your leftovers in the bin provided... #Earth #conservation #Resources