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In the early hours of Wednesday night the authorities raided an underground cave inhabited by the very same fish that were released from custardy a few weeks back.
"we needed to make sure there was enough evidence for a guilty verdict. we needed their lair."
AHHHHH WE ARE SO EXCITED!
Look at this beautiful artwork from @therapetsNFT created by @VanGoDoodle
It will be arriving in your wallets today!
Has anyone tried these cupcakes? I think I might order some for the Goldfish Society meeting tomorrow...
Become one of the first 600 founders of @badtattoostown & get your name carved in the statue that recently appeared in the middle of @badtattoostown!
After the artist was revealed, more residents are clamouring to claim their space on the glorious piece of town history.
Sneak Peak time!! This one is going to be a goodie!
All holders of Bad Tattoos will receive a wonderful illustration by @MermaidPowerNFT tomorrow! 💛💛💛
New laws with severe consequences have residents scrambling to reschedule their evening fishing events & re-calibrate their fishing scales to accommodate the new restrictions.
Whether these restrictions have any effect on general Goldfish-wellness remains to be seen.
Announcement from @badtattoostown Mayor’s Office: Anyone not showing up to their Sunday toxic clean-up shift due to a hangover will have their bedroom window egged. (Note: there was an anonymous ad in this week’s paper for rotten eggs) Good luck sleeping through that smell!