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"What did I tell ya' about trying to drag mortals into the briny depths by these rod hook things?"
"I-It looked tasty!?"
Oh, clothes for xMas? Come on Trav, where's the choggy?
"You groupies disgust me, but by all means, keep doin' whatever you're doing. I need more plebeians chanting my name! Gyah hah hah!"
"Lmao, it's not even that much of a rare commodity any more, gramps.
You ever heard of... bitcoin?"