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⛵️ I'M LIVE ON TWITCH ⛵️
TIME FOR MORE SPIRITFARER - if I cry, the stream ends no seriously I may not emotionally recover I-
⬇️ LINK DOWN BELOW ⬇️
Finally got sufficient sleep after being underslept for the last two weeks and I feel SO GOOD!
Hoping to return to streaming tonight!
🔴 THE BURR IS LIVE 🔴
RETURNING TO MARIO GOLF: TOADSTOOL TOUR
LET'S FUCKING GO BABYYYYYY 🐻❄️⛳️
GET IN HERE, BURR BUDS!!
https://t.co/PttB3h4Xmt
GOING LIVE TONIGHT AROUND 9:00 PM EST 🐻❄️🎉
Tonight we’ll be playing some more Pokémon Coliseum! LES GO BABYYYYYYYYYY
Follow to tune in: https://t.co/wc2Hme1I6b
Art by @mr_labrador !
Only my thembo ass could:
1. Put a Diet Coke in the freezer to chill
2. Realize I already had put one there last night + forgot, and it exploded all over the freezer.
3. Put another Diet Coke in afterwards.
4. Forget it’s there, open it too late and it explodes all over my desk.
Me: *Forgets to floss constantly*
Me: *Visits the dentist*
Dentist: “You have two cavities”
Me: “How could this possibly happen” knowing full well how it happened: