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So now Chernobyl Vodka is a thing. https://t.co/7BtreYsCf9 #chernobyl #atomikvodka
Notre-Dame de Paris. Heart goes out to all of Paris. Sad to see such an historic site in flames. #NotreDame #NotreDameFire #NotreDameCathedralFire
#MarchMadness2019 #vasectomy more vasectomies happen this week than any other
Latest @potus cartoon biggie sized for your enjoyment https://t.co/0rb0E7W9LL
How cold is it today? Well it's all relative. https://t.co/9JxjcyruGj
Happy Valentines Day. Shop early for next year and get this on a card. https://t.co/2AtD1cOhcZ #valentinesday #zombies