THE AMAZING MECHANICAL SCRUB BRUSH . . .
DO YOU HAVE NO FINGERS?
ARE YOUR ARMS TOO SHORT?
GREAT FOR PEOPLE WHO FIND THEMSELVES TAKING MULTIPLE BATHS PER DAY BECAUSE OF HOW DISGUSTING THEY ARE . FIGHT DIRT , DONT FIGHT THE SHOWER ANYMORE .
HE SEES ALL FROM HIS THRONE OF CHEESE .
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE HIS SIGHT .
HAIL TO THE GLORIOUS CHEESE THRONE.
PRAY FOR DREAMS OF A CHEESE-FILLED NIGHT. #TheCheeseThrone