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"I can't tell if he like, actually wants me dead, or if he just likes hitting me as hard as he can though."
i made a swan maiden?
her hair piece gives her shapeshifting powers and she can turn into a black necked swan
idk what her clothes look like yet but
"SO, YES, I GUESS, IF I DID IN FACT HAVE TO HYPOTHETICALLY PICK A TIME TO HYPOTHETICALLY "HARASS" EDMU--I MEAN SOMEONE. IT'D BE OFF THE CLOCK. SO THEY CAN'T FIRE ME!!! HYPOTHETICALLY!!!"
"He wasn't upset, but I felt like I'd done the most deplorable thing imaginable."
24. Hilliard Boveri
* Mean nb cop
* Donut person
* Is constantly trying to arrest Iocus and Abalone, who manage to evade him every time somehow
* Loves Sanrio type stuff
* Slob
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO ASK MY MILLION OCS ANYTHING? EVER WANTED THEIR OPINIONS ON THINGS? WELL NOW'S YOUR CHANCE. FEEL FREE TO ASK ANY OF THEM ANY QUESTIONS YOUR HEART DESIRES AND I'LL DRAW THEIR RESPONSE.
22. Hydra
* Bigender guy
* Nudist, essentially
* Lives in the woods with his 2 brofriends (boyfriends)
* Dudebro
* Is flexing
* Basically an advanced high school bully, robs hikers by being naked and magical