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"I can't talk rn, I'm doing rich boy shit*"
*Rich boy shit is eating 2 kilos of various candied fruit and drinking a lot of wine on a couch in your best robe, apparently.
Another great comm from @naughtynoodle05 featuring Antares!
Vlad used to be a knight of the Golden Dawn...though clearly it's hard to fit in your fancy golden armor when you've tripled in weight... Maybe a few more cupcakes will take his mind off it?
(Art by @catrubs)
Would it be ✨cringe✨ of me to make a new fatboy wg oc who's literally the son of Santa?
It would?
Well too bad I'm doing it anyway.
Meet 20 y/o Nicholas III, who helps oversee the North Pole's workshop in between his huge between-meal snack sessions.
(Drawn by @FrulleNsfw!)
That moment when you suddenly feel 30lbs heavier in the middle of an important meeting and realise you forgot to renew your slimming charm...
Art inspired by those tweets I made a few days back featuring Antares, drawn by the lovely @naughtynoodle05!
Like most pregnancies, this one resulted in a baby.
Meet Ulrich Ashflower, son of Garret and Zurin!
(Also drawn by @xmomokosx seriously check them out they do such cute stuff) https://t.co/KNSlfliaA3
Prince Zurin??? Pregnate?? Feeling the first kicks??? More likely than you may think!
Lovely lil piece from @xmomokosx, go commission them for all your cute pregonate needs!
I am once again asking, nay demanding, that you look at these pics of my dad OC Louis and his son Cole that @sheyffysheyff did for me.
WINE AND WOMEN AND WONDERFUL VICES
WELCOME TO THE CULT OF
DIONYSUS
Silas took Matty out for an early Valentine's date!
Matty ate 8 courses and drank 5 pints of beer, while Silas had one (1) bottle of fine wine.
The dessert menu is being brought to their table as you read this😈
Drawn by the lovely @Chubberbaria!