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@plumpy_bread I just know that house is gonna be a pigsty for that huge blubbery mess omfg
@pineapplepkun Humbly offering my my Michael because he's got 12 feeder boyfriends and that doesn't really help you stay thin
@Jinksubus Rigel is the CEO of a megacorporation in the near-future. He dedicates his time to ruthless takeovers of any rivals, gorging himself stupid, and bullying his weedy little interns until they no longer amuse him
First pic by @/sheyffysheyff, second by @/koldspaghettio
@Jinksubus The Broadcaster, a malevolent entity that controls an anomalous TV channel and slowly corrupts your mind until you're a puppet for his nefarious deeds (he can't really interact with the real world that well)
First two by @/CuttleBunWitch, second two by @/GoblinMcHorny
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@Jinksubus HERE TYHEY ARE!
Agent Smith, a stone-faced, emotionless CIA operative tasked with interviewing (interrogating) an alien heist crew that makes his life hell. He's got cool gadgets, a badass flair, and 0 time for their nonsense.
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