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I #StoppedInASmallTown and the local kids were cow tipping for excitement.
My Bikini Body #WeirdSpringCleaningFinds
Cupid missed his mark #HorribleValentineExcuses
Family High #StonedMoviesAndTV
Anal #OddMuppetAddictions
Green Eggs And Son Of Sam #BooksAndMoviesForKillers
No one has held an intervention for me yet. #WhyImOnTwitter
#WhenTheDollSpoke I was on a pretty good Acid Trip.
#ThatsDatgumGood That first sip of coffee in the morning.
#BeforeIFallAsleep I usually drop my phone on my face while scrolling through Twitter.