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Mfw I drop my hot pockets bc the escaping steam hurts my fingees.
Abandoning all creative output to pitch a reimagined TMNT prequel reboot portraying Bebop and Rocksteady as a beleaguered queer interracial couple who overcome racism, poverty, and repeated bonks on the head to become the legends we know them to be.
Cast additions that must be in the new "Spider-Man 3" or I riot:
-Neil Patrick Harris in shitty canadian CGI mtv spiderman
-Upsettingly off-model Sega-CD cutscene spiderman
-Overstock toys repackaged in nonsensical costumes spiderman
-HUGE WEIRD BALLOON ERECTION SPIDERMAN
Holden and I have the week off, so we're sharing our patreon series where we look back on the games/tv/movies of the 2000s year by year.
Check it out!
https://t.co/MtMX3if4Mp
Baby I can be your "omae wa mou shindeiru" or your "NANI!?"