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@ind_chub Anything old thing with me just big and fat! Thank you for the chance!
Customer: do you have X thing?
Me: no sorry
Customer: not even one?
Me: no sorry
Customer: dang are you sure?
Me: AH YA GOT ME I TOLD YOU NO TWICE BUT THE THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM! NOW I GOTTA GIVE IT TO YOU!!!
Customer: Really?
Me: No dude i DONT HAVE ANY!
Playing with a larger canvas and the calligraphy brush I like to make a picture like one a friend showed me.
Lots of words. Lots of butt.
Hope you all like it.
In an alternate timeline, I still run every morning, work out, and watch my diet.
Lucky for you guys this isn't that time line.
Looks like @AlexTheYosh is having second thoughts about whoever he ate.
It's hard to imagine you getting much bigger, but with a meal like that it is definitely possible.
Commission for @AlexTheYosh
I hope you all enjoy!
Experimental art I made tonight after working on commissions.
Hope you all enjoy!
I'm waiting... yes those snacks. And my burgers? HARUMPH! I am OUT of patience, you better hurry or you are on the menu.
I hope you all enjoy!