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@iamthecritic Here you go
Don't leave it unsupervised near pets or children, I haven't fed it this week
This wizard isn't here with a pithy quest-inciting riddle. He's an obstreperous jerk, and he's giving you the Constipated Glare of Doom. Tell me this 1" enamel pin wouldn't be perfect on your lapel. It's the $9 reward. Click now. https://t.co/pGGWWvLDNW
Don't you want a game where flinging an over-caffeinated wolf frog at an opponent is a legal move? Of course you do.
WizBang. 60 spells, 6 rounds, 2 players, 1 winner, Kickstarter, you, click now.
https://t.co/pGGWWvu2pm
Let's talk backer rewards for the #Wizbang #Kickstarter. https://t.co/pGGWWvu2pm (Besides the game, of course, which is just $20.)
At $9, you get the Constipated Glare of Doom pin - a 1" enamel pin guaranteed to spruce up the lapel of your fanciest Italian suit.
We are hard at work getting ready to launch #WizBang on #Kickstarter next week
HARD. AT. WORK.