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Spraypainted myself green for St. Patricks Day! Zero pinches will be given, and if you pinch me, I'll fuck you up no issue.
hey @aimkidblast. you should do this. (Day 3 of asking aimkid to draw Grunkle Stan) #AimkidGrunkleStan
Day 2 of wishing aimkid would draw Grunkle Stan. Grunkle Stan is probably my favorite character when thinking about characters being drawn by aimkid. When will she do it??? #AimkidGrunkleStan
Self portrait of me in Mario Kart. Sometimes I am #winning sooo bad that the EVIL BLUE BASTARD comes and ruins my day. ALWAYS ON MY ASS I SWEAR! #MarioKartEatMyASS
Guys I have this MASSIVE fucking wheelbarrow of CASH right now. At first, I was gonna donate it for good since I'm nice and maybe I'd tweet about it. But I learned today it is not okay to do charity work if it's for content. I suppose my local homeless shelter will shut down :(
Just discovered that people put MUSHROOMS on PIZZA? Like uh.. EW!? The fungus will not enter my body through this VILE combination. I am NOT Mario. I am BigManArt and I'm always #winning. So PLEASE understand that I will REFUSE to eat Pizza with mushrooms, even if it's Wild Mikes
Sonic the snedgehog! Hedgehead! Sneocic the Splaochicohog! What if Snoick the Schrechlog got crucificxion! Sonic MIGHT be Jesus. I think sonic could run on mario im sorry i mean sonic could run on water just like jesus H. Christmas dont be late alvin the and chimpmuinks. WHAT!
So I was playing WORMS ARMAGEDDON today and I thought: What if worms were real?
So I did a bit of research and found out THEY FUCKING ARE REAL!!!! HOLY SHIT. I LOVE SQUEEZING WORMS BETWEEN MY FINGORINOS!!! They LOVE me. I'm always winning when it comes to worms I suppose...