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I think Beau being a black bear/cinnamon bear is perfect for me bc, while still pretty big, black bears are usually skinnier and weigh less than other bear species- but they still have plenty of booty! 🐻🍑
Covid weight strikes again! This time poor Ash got his big ‘ole butt stuck in a door, and in the spirit of old cartoons, Beau has a pretty good idea on how to get him out. Something to give him a little extra boost! 🍑📌
🎨: @sycamore_goat
🦨: @BeauSkunkdog
“Make way peasants, the king of ass of coming through! Either get out of the way or get sat on!”
Meet my new sassy and larger-than-life pokesona Ryne! He’s a slaking with a ton of ass and attitude, and while he may seem lazy, he’s actually a quick one- so watch out!
When your hippo bf shaves his asshole- time to chow down! 🦛💕
When the dick’s so good it makes your bootyhole start singing 🍩💨
Blame it on the dog (this dog specifically, bc his fat ass just farted)
DO NOT FART... or ELSE 💨
(🎨: @caster_ng)