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What do you mean did I eat your omelet?
Of course not mom, it was the egg fairy ask dad! He'll back me up on this!
Tried to help an elderly man who was walking with a cane - he kept dropping his grocery bag
When I bent over to grab it for him he hit me with his cane 😭
Maybe he thought I wanted to steal his 20+ cups of noodles
I JUST WANTED TO BE A GOOD SAMARITAN
Had a morning date with my mom!
She brought me an energy drink after saying I drink them too often...
Parents are so Fucking confusing sometimes 😂😂😂
Today has been weird
⭕Got caught in some love triangle
⭕Got questioned by my mom about a guy harder than the FBI
⭕Found out Zeus likes it when I call him Fat and pounces me with kisses
⭕Realized this time next week.. I'll be graduating 👩🎓
⭕Eyebrows are trash😂