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Don't you just hate it when pushy salespeople force their product on you and claim how they will change your life?
In this case the product really lives up to those claims.
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Pt.3
Oh no the violent reaction to the creamer isn't stopping!
Quick, hide somewhere before those clothes decide to give up on life completely!
No telling when it's going to stop.
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When trying to get rid of evil magic users, it's a good idea to counter them with something that doesn't include rushing them with a sharp metal object.
I mean it's a bit of an unfair fight, even for a swordmaster.
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Final part.
There we go, it's not all that bad.
Especially when you get to exploring that new body and really appreciate all of it's curves.
That must offset the shock of becoming a shark genie quite a bit.
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Pt.5
From feeling like you're the most powerful being in the world to suddenly realizing you're not in control of the situation at all.
At least the new home is a lot bigger than anticipated.
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Pt.4
What a roller coaster of emotion, from shock to suddenly feeling the incredible power of the new body.
Don't let it go to your head though, things like this rarely come free of consequences.
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Pt.3
There we go, our lovely genie was just looking to make a twin for herself.
But is that all? I guess we'll just have to wait and see if there was some ulterior motive behind this.
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