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"Yeah?! Yeah?! Maybe I *was* awake at 4:30 in the morning tweeting about degenerates! What are ya gonna do about it?! You're not my mom!"
– @CreepyPorpoise, #ENVtuber, 2021
“Nobody needs to shill me! I appreciate your support just watching! Even lurking is doing plenty! Any and all support is appreciated, as your spinal fluid will be come the reckoning.”
– @CreepyPorpoise, #ENVtuber, 2022
🐬PORPI SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT🐬
Due to recent events, we would like to remind all members of the #PodSquad that #ENVtuber @CreepyPorpoise does NOT condone eating or licking any of the following items: