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*BURP* ...Sorry that's just the sound of me making more room...now where are my goddamn desserts?
Ordering a starter or two is a great way to get yourself prepared for the rest of a modest meal🍴
Why are you still staring at me? Oh...that? It's simply indigestion...
Twice the number of bellies leads to...two hundred times the appetite, right? Trust me, I'm good with numbers...🍰
For @EclipseStalvok
Ten buffets obliterated and yet @CormackWolf horrifyingly still hasn't achieved the mantra of "all you can eat"...