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You should really keep an eye on your possessions if you have a @DesktopDragon for company
Lycanthropy is wrong
Fat things are too
Those statements are false
Here's a round werewolf for you
"Hey, I thought you were supposed to be on a diet? Shouldn't you be cutting out the sugar?"
"Oh my...these pies are amazing but somehow I'm still absolutely famished! Could you perhaps make quite a few more...pretty please?"