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The shishigumi and their hotness made me want to practice bad boys with cool haircuts
Will you accept my offer and become my newest obedient, adoring koopa troopa?
@BenjiBatArt Why would I ever complain about more Darkwing porn?! We need more! Everyone should be corrupting Darkwing into being a horny minion!
This looks great! I love seeing him becoming a dumb slut
Here's mine too
I demand to be licked clean, my koopa troopa slaves! Worship your king!
Oh jeez, I've gotten koopafied. This is embarrassing, I'm popping out of all my clothes...because I'm so big...and tough. Grrrawr. I'm hungry. Where are my koopa slaves? I need to be pampered and obeyed! Get over here and rub my feet!
Dude this new strain of weed is intense. I feel like I'm all...dumb and fat...
Where did my clothes go? Wait...no I'm always nude right...nude and dumb...
Hire-a-pig is an app that lets you be assigned a musky hard-working pigman. He'll come to your house, to use your couch and watch sports. At higher tiers of the app he'll expect you to get him beers and rub his feet.
At higher tiers than that...well things get a bit smelly
I've seen a couple of people turning themselves into worms on strings, so I'm hopping on that bandwagon while the wiggling is hot!
I wiggle and wobble and I'm fuzzy and fun!