eating leftovers while i watch the leftovers.
the airbnb i'm in has a small child's bedroom and also this stuff
been thinking a lot about the Honey Device lately. i have never seen one irl and i don’t think they actually exist.
“nuclear holocaust would be like no other.” -donald trump
when you're a bad boy who doesn't play by the rules
when someone says "i don't drink" they just mean alcohol. they still drink water and stuff so they don't die.
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you vs the guy she told you not to worry about sorry for the old meme
when a sea lion takes a big ass bite out of your head
