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Vibing at the #ERSartparty tonight :)
Feat @cairenaart as the entertainment
I know he's a father but (a) he abandoned his kids for hOW LONG and (b) he looks 12, I'm sorry. Maybe a dad but not a DILF.
He and his son are literally so cute. Everyone sees them out doing father son shit like playing ball or kicking the shit out of Garleans together ;u;
Good Dad: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
I'm mad bc I found his helmet very sexy and I want it back. Also I haven't finished the Ruby Weapon arc so idk a lot but he is definitely a DILF.
Would call him "Daddy" just to check: 💬💬💬💬💬
Terrible communication skills. Big clunky weapon. Disabled. I want him to have a beard but there's no argument that he's a fckin DILF y'all.
Is a Whiskey Dad, probably: 🥃🥃🥃🥃
Idk what to say about these two loving husbands and their gremlin child other than they're both himbo war crime dilfs. 🤷
Explosions: 💥💥💥💥💥
Jackpot Tim would probably be a DILF if he had to, but he would break down crying at least once a week.
Emotional Stability:
Fun: ⭐⭐⭐
I, too, would adopt a funky evil little cat plant. Hand Man is a DILF bc cat parents are still valid.
Would unalive everyone in the room for his cat: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐