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M: Amm ... Rick, why we don't wear pants?
R: Morty are you stupid? Can you imagine how stupid a horse wearing pants would look?
S: B-but how?! She is like twice my size!
E: Oh silly, the dragons growup depending of the environment, That's why you look like a baby when you're like 17 years old.
S: Oh crap...
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And yep, that's my head canon (except the part of spike is the father of smolder, that's creepy