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''Huff...I'm getting too big for this job...''
Too tight...
Big goat
Big, fat clumsy mouse
''Oh I'm so sorry I didn't see you there, you mind if I sit here?''
''Oh! I...I hope this jumper doesn't seem to small t-to you ^^''
''I think I should cut the junk food...''
''Hey.. you mind if I borrow some pants?''
''Ya think these shorts fit on me?''
That's a lovely fat cushion there isn't it?