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The shark is the only correct choice for the hottie, sorry I don't make the rules here it's just facts.
Seems like it's gotten colder for all the fatties in the northern hemisphere
Under the mistletoe, you'll find a big fat dragon waiting for you. Comm I did for @suntastical
Finding the right size of pants can be a pain when you have an ass so massive
This flabby space trooper is ready to eat all the space food in your space cafeteria