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-125 HP: FORCED PIERCING
i dunno, is this a break for him? well, it won't last long
-100HP: HEAVY BEATING
well look at that now he's gone and fallen out of his chair
-75HP: BRAND! i'll pick up tomorrow, thanks for the amazing start!!
-50HP: CUTS! he's looking pretty rough but i bet he can take more!