22. Quilava The best thing I can say about Quilava is at least it’s not Typhlosion
24. Dartrix How you can take one of the best Pokemon designs and evolve it to something so unappealing… a perfect example of the awkward middle phase
25. Combusken A fool of a Pokemon, an unwanted rascal
26. Servine Somehow Snivy got more smug and unlikable
1. Bulbasaur Anyone who’s followed me for a time would’ve seen this coming. One of the all time greats, perhaps the all time great Pokémon of all time. But that’s enough from me, take it away Bulbasaur!
2. Rowlett Truly masterful design. I couldn’t have even dreamed of something so wonderful in a thousand lifetimes
3. Pikachu I mean it’s Pikachu man. He’s flawless. I wouldn’t change a single thing about them.
4. Turtwig One of the best Pokémon ever designed. Reminds us that good starters are simple, with a good and distinctive twist (ie a twig)
5. Chikorita This guy gets a bad rap because everyone’s so jealous of it’s weird head. Absolutely wonderful chum
6. Squirtle Doesn’t quite cut it as the top turtle on the list, but a classic nonetheless
