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Well so far it's a typical investigation: creepy woods, jumpy Katya, Jaime forging ahead like a MORON, etc. etc. It is EXTRA foggy tonight which is adding nicely to the scare factor.
Today Astrid Gardner wins the WORST MOTHER EVER award.
Mysterious UFO-like lights in the woods? Sign. Us. UP!
2pm PST today…
Something BIG is happening!
I'm hacking RollingStone's twitch!
I'm going live on video!
Hear me ROAR!!
Why??
Cause they're spreading 555 Secret Society's lies that I'm some kind of DEEP FAKE!!
Flood their stream with the TRUTH!! https://t.co/gM3AcDWMXe >_<)ツ
FILE 41: https://t.co/iyXSgrkdpf (collected tweets)
We got saved by someone unexpected.
He gave us answers.
He also gave us the creeps...
Jaime claimed he knew this whole time, but there's more to "time" than we thought!
New plan! Katya says she's ALMOST done with the "alpha access version" (whatever that means), and I need to play this RTFN.
STATUS REPORT: We're in!
KATYA REPORT: STILL being a butt.