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Everyone please rise for the greatest television intro of all time.
Who could forget the time Pinhead kidnapped Gilbert Gottfried & forced him to solve a Rubik's Cube? (1996)
Thanks to @thecalgee for whipping up my new Twitter banner. Give him a follow & officially mark me down as professional.
Here’s an ALF Doll commercial from 1986 that I’m sure is way more important than anything else going on in your life.