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Pyrocynical has been elected president of the United States with Daddy Dearest as the new Vice-President
The hostilities between Kenya leader Whis & Kenya leader Spyro could lead to the next world war
The presidential debate between Steve Harvey and Spyro will take place In a Staring Contest
Lemonade Cat had attempted to assassinate Predident Michael
Insider info says Zero might actually hate Water and secretly love Guns
Riccochet has been elected president of the United States with Papyrus as the new Vice-President
President Quagmire Toilet plans to have Demoman, Jigglypuff, & Alice Margatroid as part of their cabinet