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President Masked Man has declared war with United Arab Emirates and their leader Bass
Pink Gold Peach has become the president of the United States
Tonight's the night to vote between Sam Puckett & Ridley to determine the new president
President Hugh Neutron reportedly wants to get involved in the war between Russia and Russia
The four leading Republican nominees are Jimmy, Wolf, Dr Zomboss, and Franky
The four leading Democrat nominees are Boyfriend, Captain Rex, Marx, and Brook
President Wally plans to have Officer KD6-3.7, Travis Touchdown, & Mattia Binotto as part of their cabinet
Yesterday Benson was able to beat Martin Luther King Jr. to become the new president of The United-States