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026. Nipper
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"As goofy as he may seem, beware of his giant claws,
Nipper will snip you and clip you just because!
He's the top crab, they call him the Snippet's keepers
and the trick to defeating him are his peepers."
025. Captain Blubber
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"We jump from mountain tribe to jaunty pirate shore,
where our friend Captain Blubber speaks in belches galore.
He sails the Salty Hippo, only to crash into the cove,
so now it's up to you to recover his lost treasure trove!"
Finally back from Colorado~! 🏔️
Found some funny looking stuff while I was there-
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024. Warp Cauldron
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"Spread throughout Gruntilda's Lair they await,
much faster than simply walking, at this rate!
Above Clanker's Cavern, and past Rusty Bucket Bay,
these little guys help you travel the castle, to show you the way."
023. Brentilda
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"This is Gruntilda's sister, can't you see the resemblance?
According to their mother, Brentilda defines as excellence.
Now she might seem thoughtful and kind, helping you on your journey,
but she also gossips about her sister, even the ones that're dirty."
022. Termite Banjo
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"Don't let those six legs fool you,
that's really just Banjo, and maybe Kazooie too?
Mumbo transforms them to climb any steep wall,
and the best part is, they take no damage when they fall!"
021. Grublin
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"Native to Mumbo's Mountain is where they roam,
whether they serve Gruntilda or Mumbo himself is quite unknown.
With a hearty laugh, they charge at you without wit,
unaware to them that it only takes one hit!"