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This Sucrose Syrup Sorceress says: “Mmm hmm hmm hmm... Foolish child. Do not try to deny this world its destined fate. As all life was born in syrup, so too shall it end.” 🧙♀️🥞🧇
Started Ori & The Blind Forest this evening via Gamepass. Solid moody, pretty, forest-y Metroidvania-ing so far 🌳
This Chocolate-Charmed Chimp says: *Deafening shrieks and howling* 🍫🐒🥣
This Sweet Swiper & Sucrose Sherif say: “Oh, wow, our character dynamic aged like old milk. Like, dang.” 🍪👮♂️💨
This Hazardous Hungry Hairball says: “RAGGLE FRAGGLE!” 🍯🦁🌪
When Quake was losing the self-made cereal war, they redesigned him to into a slimmer cowboy. Then later, after his own cereal finally went kaput, they brought him back as a secondary character for "Orange Quangaroos," which didn't last long.
Alas, Quake, you tried your best.
This Rainbow-Ringed Ramphastidae says: “Follow your snoots! They know when fruit’s aboot!” 🍓👃🦜
Remembering that time I stopped at a Mr. Softee truck and the ice-cream man was a handsome bodybuilder with arms thicker than my legs. 💪🍦💦💦