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Look, I’m not usually in a bottom mood super often, but if someone wanted to fill me up til I was more cum than Zed, I would NOT say no rn-
Oh right, it’s year of the 🐯now, right? I really shouldn’t ignore my original feline on staff, Aiden! She hasn’t had much love recently, and I oughta fix that.
🎨 - @vibershot
“H-heeeyyyy! While yer up, ya think you could hook me up with another drink? I’ll tooootally smoochya when the ball drops! Hell, gemme two ‘n you can get your brains fucked out by the hottest girl’n this party! Whadjya sayyy?”
🎨 - @BobbOttoh
"Ah! THERE you are! If I knew traffic was gonna be this bad, I'd've picked you up myself!
We probably oughta get moving, this shop's drinks are WAY too small, and they keep yelling at me about damaging property-"
https://t.co/SuUXnOZh2F - little quick stream before heading back to the work week.
Woke up at 8:30 (after finally falling asleep at about 4) to schedule a post-Crimmus meet up with my dad. Try to schedule it early, cause my wife has a D&D game at 1pm. Find out after the fact that her D&D game was cancelled. I COULDA GOTTEN MORE SLEEP, YOU SAY-
@PandaZeros If you think you can handle her, you're welcome to try, dude-
Everyone’s showing off their reindeer side for Christmas, and I’m just sitting here, like: